I feel for you Mad Madrasi, I really do. And if an Indian publisher decides to put out The Astounding, the Amazing, and the Unknown, I am totally going to see if I can put the story you would have come up with into it. But the rules really are out of my hands.
I know your parody of our contest was meant to sting, but all it did was impress me. So much effort applied for mischief. Well done!
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